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The principles of commuting comprise an art form like any other. They are general guides to an ongoing process, applicable to the immediate situation as well as the practice as a whole, and to the shaping of a life’s work in the form.

The principle of least effort is the primary primary principle, guiding the commuter to be like water, to be still when possible, and flow quickly and easily around all obstacles when necessary.

The secondary principles are derived from the primary: the principle of shortest path and the principle of minimal friction. Shortest path merely merely directs the commuter to cut all corners and seek the straightest road. Minimal friction dictates avoiding confrontation and collision, and strive to appear as though nothing is in one’s way.

In practicing these principles, the commute shortens and eases. Those of the higher ranks will barely seem to travel. He who truly masters of the art of commuting will not commute at all. Or perhaps, he shall own a helicopter.

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